“…estábamos
en mi habitación, fumando, y hablando
acerca de lo mal que nos sentíamos…” del clásico de Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat…
"…There
were four of us—George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and
Montmorency. We were sitting in my room,
smoking, and talking about how bad we were—bad from a medical point of view I
mean, of course. Three Men in a Boat
We were all
feeling squalid, and we were getting quite nervous about it. Harris said he felt such extraordinary fits
of dizziness come over him at times, that he hardly knew what he was doing; and
then George said that he had fits of dizziness too, and hardly knew what he was
doing. With me, it was my liver that was
out of order. I knew it was my liver
that was out of order, because I had just been reading a patent liver-pill
circular, in which were detailed the various symptoms by which a man could tell
when his liver was out of order. I had
them all.
It is a most
extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without
being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular
disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. The diagnosis seems in every case to
correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever felt.
Checking his health |
I remember going
to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight illness
of which I had a touch—hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to
read; and then, in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to
indolently study diseases, generally. I
forget which was the first distemper I plunged into—some fearful, devastating
curse , I know—and, before I had glanced half down the list of “premonitory
symptoms,” it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.
I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and
then, in the indolence of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever—read the
symptoms—discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months
without knowing it—wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus’s
Dance—found, as I expected, that I had that too,—began to get interested in my
case, and determined to separate it to the bottom, and so started
alphabetically—read up in a fever, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and
that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright’s disease, I was relieved to find, I
had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live
for years. Cholera I had, with severe
complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with. I proceeded conscientiously through the
twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was
housemaid’s knee.
I felt rather
hurt about this at first; it seemed somehow to be a sort of slight. Why hadn’t I got housemaid’s knee? Why this unpleasant reservation? After a while, however, less grasping
feelings prevailed. I reflected that I
had every other known malady in the pharmacology, and I grew less selfish, and
determined to do without housemaid’s knee.
Gout, in its most malignant stage, it would appear, had seized me
without my being aware of it; and zymosis I had evidently been suffering with
from boyhood. There were no more
diseases after zymosis, so I concluded there was nothing else the matter with
me..." (Adaptado de Jerome K. Jerome, Three
Men in a Boat)
Vocabulario
reemplazado
Seedy Giddiness
Ailment Scourge Listlessness
Sift Ague Plodded
Invidious
Vocabulario destacado
The British Museum: el Museo Británico es un museo
en Londres dedicado a la historia y la cultura de la humanidad. Comprende una colección cercana a los 8
millones de trabajos. Fue establecido en 1753 basado en las colecciones del
científico Hans Sloane. Abrió sus puertas en Montagu House en Bloomsbury. Luego
se crearían otras instituciones relacionadas como el Museo de Historia Natural
en South Kensington en 1887. Como otros museos nacionales en el Reino Unido el
Museo Británico no cobra una entrada.
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